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☭ SOVIET BEAR ☭ BEST TOP SELECTIVE MOST OPPRESSIVE PROFESSIONAL DECK HEROES GUILD IN THE WORLD
HISTORY General Bear founded guild while swimming, catching fish, and playing Deck Heroes in Arctic Ocean. General Bear is currently on SELECTIVE recruitment. General Bear only recruits best players because we are the best. INFORMATIONPlaces are highly competitive. We have only 1 slot every so often therefore we have the following requirements: - Comrade should install Line for military strategic discussions and devotion to Bear.
- Comrade should have a deck with 14500+ power.
- Comrade should be at least level 92 with 5* Communist Hero.
- Comrade should upgrade Communist Hero skills to level 10.
- Comrade should do at least 1200k (1.2M) damage in Guild Map per day.
- Comrade should be ranked at least Top 1 in arena.
- Comrade's daily contribution should be at least 800.
- Comrade should play at least 24 hours per day.
- Comrade should fight polar bear with bare hands to gain admission.
- Comrade should know how to make sushi for Bear (screenshot of kitchen required).
General Bear may also exclude a comrade if he tries to charm women in Guild. General Bear wants serious and professional comrades only. POLITICAL RELATIONSGeneral Bear is always Guild #1 in Guild Battles. We do not need pacts with lower guilds; however, General Bear supports - Always F@(king Awake
- Rayol
for their impressive progress. General Bear wants challenge and does not accept non-aggression pacts with Guilds: - White Nights
- Mixtrix Vortalis
General Bear also supports comrades - Japanese ninja with spiky hairs
- SpaceDoor70
for making useful communist strategy tactics videos on ComradeTube. If you are strong enough, apply today and serve General Bear.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2015 21:42:01 GMT
This is the most epic recruitment thread I have ever read xD
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Post by Absoul on Apr 6, 2015 22:00:23 GMT
Have to agree, had a good laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2015 22:41:02 GMT
being russian by origin, i had laughed my a** off while reading the post, this is epic, thank you whoever posted this! ;D
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Post by Hitmus2✪NFS(xerks) on Apr 7, 2015 12:33:15 GMT
If only we have a comedy section, this will be one of the best followed threads. I'm still smiling while typing my reply. lol
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Post by razor on Feb 1, 2017 8:00:30 GMT
Its 2017 and this is still the most epic recruitment thread till date Players should have a communist hero and have to fight a polar bear with bare hands to gain admission Lmao!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2017 18:41:53 GMT
This Soviet jokes never getting old..
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Post by BK✦GamerGurl33 on Feb 1, 2017 20:15:56 GMT
Lol, especially requirement to know how to make sushi and submit screenshot of kitchen .
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Post by tanisomsford on Feb 1, 2017 22:02:57 GMT
Lol, especially requirement to know how to make sushi and submit screenshot of kitchen . I can actually qualify for that. And although I am a Canadian, I can't qualify for the Polar bear bit. LOL.
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Post by NFS✪Grandfather on Feb 1, 2017 22:14:43 GMT
Beside GamerGurl33 post in her guild recruit thread,this is definately best ever made post in Clans(Guilds) area, i salute to Russian brothers
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Post by icyfist on Feb 2, 2017 0:07:50 GMT
I wonder if a Grizzly or brown bear could substitute for polar bear? Just a bit smaller but just as ferocious...somewhat short on polar bears where I live...I feel like if I fought a polar bear in a zoo, wouldn't count because those guys are fat and lazy and basically tame, like puppies.
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Post by razor on Feb 2, 2017 4:36:55 GMT
No just that....you need to play "at least 24 hours" a day And you must have a lvl 10 grand demonic Putin .....do you have one??
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Post by Nafai✪APeXNFS on Feb 2, 2017 11:07:32 GMT
They can add: IGG pays bear to protect against bear hacker power.
Communist hero skill:
Corruption - All enemy creature loose 500 attack points each round. With each new round its own characters have a chance to become lazy (no action) and immune to all enemy attacks.
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Post by asgarth1980 on Feb 3, 2017 4:07:35 GMT
This is by far the best and most comical recruitment ever...It sure lightens me up..
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Post by 1501✪NFS on Aug 8, 2017 4:24:03 GMT
after 2 years, it is still the best recruitment thread. =P
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Post by NFS✪Grandfather on May 5, 2018 15:01:47 GMT
Years passing but this is still the most epic thread ever made on this forum! BUMP!
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