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Post by ningthou on May 29, 2017 7:13:44 GMT
Post your idea of game related memes , jokes or one liners here. And please no half-hearted, dry jokes or vents
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Post by barleylime on May 29, 2017 10:20:47 GMT
Maybe we can make this a contest?
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Post by ningthou on May 29, 2017 10:25:00 GMT
Maybe we can make this a contest? lol yeah sure just found out I have lost myss of my idea of a joke. It was well ...during the Sky Arena After I entered a fight, Due to some bug The game didnt load my opponents hero but it loaded everything else. So the box where the enemy hero is supposed to be there remained there blank.I took an ss but lost the pic.I was gonna caption it "When Spirit Arbiter's Skill backfired"
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Post by iamasmurf on May 29, 2017 11:15:08 GMT
When top players get mad when they lose to a level 60 player they blame igg lol and that skill blade shard pisses everyone off and you just got japoooned
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Post by Koloi on May 29, 2017 12:32:08 GMT
You know u play to much Deck Heroes, when...
... u wanna use a Voodoo rune for rage control, when u have beef with ur girlfriend.
...u wanna use a paragon, when she wanna leave right after the beef.
.....u start Deck Heroes right after she left u and u think ur Aquarius is sexier anyways. 😇😂
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Post by Ckid on May 29, 2017 14:40:23 GMT
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Post by ningthou on May 29, 2017 14:52:43 GMT
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Post by proleon on May 29, 2017 15:23:04 GMT
How to beat plague doctor?
An apple a day, keep the plague doctor away. Lol
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Post by ningthou on May 29, 2017 17:29:51 GMT
Oracle to Gaia: How do you get holy water? Gaia: Boil the hell out of it.
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Post by ningthou on May 29, 2017 17:32:45 GMT
What do you call a Taurus that gets locked down continuously? An udder failure
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Post by ningthou on May 29, 2017 17:54:15 GMT
How do you differentiate between Alchemist and Neanders? Ask both of them to pronounce "unionised"
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Post by dirtyore on May 29, 2017 19:07:05 GMT
Q. How many Deck Heroes players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. But you have to wait for IGG to drop the light bulb, and then have them collect 30 light bulb shards.
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Post by ZanderX10 on May 29, 2017 19:30:54 GMT
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Post by iamasmurf on May 30, 2017 0:53:28 GMT
complaining to igg is like talking to a brick wall
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Post by icyfist on May 30, 2017 19:06:27 GMT
complaining to igg is like talking to a brick wall Wrong, Sir, Brick Walls actually serve a purpose other than themselves
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Post by ℒ✰Deer on May 31, 2017 20:03:07 GMT
How do you know your life is s*** ? ... That you are playing Deck Heroes.
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Post by proleon on Jun 1, 2017 1:33:50 GMT
How do you know your life is s*** ? ... That you are playing Deck Heroes.How to know your life is worse? After knowing playing Deck Heroes is s*** , but still can't stop playing. LOL
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Post by ningthou on Jun 1, 2017 9:14:55 GMT
Ok I am bored .....especially after that abysmal luck of getting 4x essence from 5xcoupon draw. Call me crazy but I am gonna dish out some leisure facts that happen in game but you havent seen it happening till now.
1) The 1st inconspicuous thing is that you can know whether you or yr opponent has drawn all the cards. The left of yr hand shows a small square shape which is brown when u still have cards and black if yr deck is empty. It will show multiple brown boxes if you have more than 1 card in yr deck( Remember "yr deck", not yr hand) This of course is pretty easy to notice once you r Lvl 30-40+.
2) When you are playing manually and suppose you have a full hand- (say) oracle, thalassa, horned beast, bloodletter, terror dragon. Its yr turn and you play yr first 4 leftmost cards leaving the rightmost one i.e. terror dragon. Then you click on end round. You didnt prolly see terror dragon moving to the leftmost side i.e. the slot where oracle was there. It happens, teror dragon does not sit there in his rightmost slot the next round, you will find him leftmost. But you didnt see him moving cos u were too busy looking at yr own boss or at the enemy creatures! Yeah, lame point but as I said, I am bored.
3) When enemy's board is full (has 5 crits) and when a crit from there activates revive, the board first shifts to the other board and then a card is revived. This is pretty logic so as to accomodate the new revived card as there r no spaces left in the revive crit board. But u didnt see the board moving, u just acknowledge it has changed! Cos you were too busy sweating which card will be revived or simply cos revive is activated!
4) When hero talents activate, you know how it activates i.e. the small circle on the left first goes a fast round and the name of the skill spreads out fast like a scroll. But you didnt see how the skill name closes cos u were too busy looking at the talent effect and fireworks.
If you can add such points, you may do so...I have others which I forgot... It just takes a bit of a hindsight...really.
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Post by ZanderX10 on Jun 2, 2017 14:29:17 GMT
Ok I am bored .....especially after that abysmal luck of getting 4x essence from 5xcoupon draw. Call me crazy but I am gonna dish out some leisure facts that happen in game but you havent seen it happening till now. 1) The 1st inconspicuous thing is that you can know whether you or yr opponent has drawn all the cards. The left of yr hand shows a small square shape which is brown when u still have cards and black if yr deck is empty. It will show multiple brown boxes if you have more than 1 card in yr deck( Remember "yr deck", not yr hand) This of course is pretty easy to notice once you r Lvl 30-40+. 2) When you are playing manually and suppose you have a full hand- (say) oracle, thalassa, horned beast, bloodletter, terror dragon. Its yr turn and you play yr first 4 leftmost cards leaving the rightmost one i.e. terror dragon. Then you click on end round. You didnt prolly see terror dragon moving to the leftmost side i.e. the slot where oracle was there. It happens, teror dragon does not sit there in his rightmost slot the next round, you will find him leftmost. But you didnt see him moving cos u were too busy looking at yr own boss or at the enemy creatures! Yeah, lame point but as I said, I am bored. 3) When enemy's board is full (has 5 crits) and when a crit from there activates revive, the board first shifts to the other board and then a card is revived. This is pretty logic so as to accomodate the new revived card as there r no spaces left in the revive crit board. But u didnt see the board moving, u just acknowledge it has changed! Cos you were too busy sweating which card will be revived or simply cos revive is activated! 4) When hero talents activate, you know how it activates i.e. the small circle on the left first goes a fast round and the name of the skill spreads out fast like a scroll. But you didnt see how the skill name closes cos u were too busy looking at the talent effect and fireworks. If you can add such points, you may do so...I have others which I forgot... It just takes a bit of a hindsight...really. when you click booster your see your gems go down by 675. What you dont see is another small piece of your sanity get sucked into the void as well as you draw another techno cheif.
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Post by ningthou on Jun 2, 2017 14:35:51 GMT
Ok I am bored .....especially after that abysmal luck of getting 4x essence from 5xcoupon draw. Call me crazy but I am gonna dish out some leisure facts that happen in game but you havent seen it happening till now. 1) The 1st inconspicuous thing is that you can know whether you or yr opponent has drawn all the cards. The left of yr hand shows a small square shape which is brown when u still have cards and black if yr deck is empty. It will show multiple brown boxes if you have more than 1 card in yr deck( Remember "yr deck", not yr hand) This of course is pretty easy to notice once you r Lvl 30-40+. 2) When you are playing manually and suppose you have a full hand- (say) oracle, thalassa, horned beast, bloodletter, terror dragon. Its yr turn and you play yr first 4 leftmost cards leaving the rightmost one i.e. terror dragon. Then you click on end round. You didnt prolly see terror dragon moving to the leftmost side i.e. the slot where oracle was there. It happens, teror dragon does not sit there in his rightmost slot the next round, you will find him leftmost. But you didnt see him moving cos u were too busy looking at yr own boss or at the enemy creatures! Yeah, lame point but as I said, I am bored. 3) When enemy's board is full (has 5 crits) and when a crit from there activates revive, the board first shifts to the other board and then a card is revived. This is pretty logic so as to accomodate the new revived card as there r no spaces left in the revive crit board. But u didnt see the board moving, u just acknowledge it has changed! Cos you were too busy sweating which card will be revived or simply cos revive is activated! 4) When hero talents activate, you know how it activates i.e. the small circle on the left first goes a fast round and the name of the skill spreads out fast like a scroll. But you didnt see how the skill name closes cos u were too busy looking at the talent effect and fireworks. If you can add such points, you may do so...I have others which I forgot... It just takes a bit of a hindsight...really. when you click booster your see your gems go down by 675. What you dont see is another small piece of your sanity get sucked into the void as well as you draw another techno cheif. And you die a little inside😂😂😂
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Post by ningthou on Jun 3, 2017 16:21:57 GMT
Lady Liberty (Sweeping Blow, Unbound, Lionheart) has the heart of a lion.... and a lifetime ban at the zoo
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